Third Party Candidates You Might Have Missed

Elect General Zod

Elect Cthulhu

Elect Chuck

Elect the Impaler

Bonus: The Truth is Out There

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Thanks to author Michael Marano for sharing the Zod link.

They Eat People

I Eat People: Animated Video by Dan Hess

Cannibal Corpse Lounge Music: YouTube Parody by unknown lounge act

Why Dost Thou Love to Eat People?: YouTube weirdness by anonymous guitar-playing vampire freak (this too has been parodied...badly)

Online Oddities

Amazon Oddities

eBay Oddities

Google Streetview Oddities

Gourmets of the Grotesque

Weird Meat

Steve, Don't Eat It!

Rude Food

Roasted Peanuts

Robot Chicken's "The Time of the Great Pumpkin"

MadTV's "South Parknuts"

Raymond J. Dartsch's "Rest in Peace, Charlie Brown"

Jim Reardon's "Bring Me The Head of Charlie Brown"

Crazy Concept Bands

Hatebeak

The Electric Amish

Cookie Mongoloid

[Thanks to Bruce Siskawicz and Rick Fleck for suggestions.]

Meat Art

Surreal Coconut's Meat Gallery by Eric Bragg

The Meat Show by Mark Ryden

Corpse Meat Protest Art by Emilio Mogilner

Meatscapes by Nicolas Lampert

Xmas Gifts for Creepy Kids

A Sweater

Gift Soap

A Dolly

A Ball

A Game

Board Games for the Demented

World's Goriest Board Game

Googly Chess by Bob Crouch

Totally Gross Board Game

BONUS FUN, KIDS!
Gross Out Games for Christian Youth Camp

Offbeat Confessions

PostSecret

Not Proud

I Used to Believe

Worthy Causes

Saving Graves

Traffic Cone Preservation Society

Ripper Preservation

These Things Could Save Your Life

Gallery of Stick Figure Warning Signs

DIY Office Shivs

Weird Food

Taboo Taxidermy

Rogue Taxidermy A Case of Curiosities Experimental Taxidermy in amazing 3D!

Fashion is Ugly

Ugly Bridesmaid Dresses
http://www.uglydress.com/index.html

Ugly Necklaces
http://www.landofodds.com/store/uglynecklace.htm

Nasty Old Neckties
http://www.geocities.com/RodeoDrive/4026/index.html

psychopourri 1

Nightmare Gallery

Reemco Products (As Never Seen on TV!)

Urban Beasts

A Handful of Hoaxes

Telegrams to the Afterlife
http://afterlifetelegrams.com/AFTERLIFE/

Cemetery Theme Park
http://www.finalcurtain.com/

Evil Villain Outfitters
http://www.villainsupply.com/index1.html

The Most Anal-Retentive Collection Ever
http://www.unc.edu/~jdsmith/tongs/

My Favorite Listmanias

A Tour Through The Body: Fun (And Gross) Books For Kids
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/2A4QJIPCDFAXR/

Greatest Movies Involving Decapitation
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/3NXLXMCDRJMJ9/

Top 25 Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/2WE01ST4Z4YY0/

So You're Going to Jail...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/1DX0MGC6DXB5T/

Dead, dying, maimed, deformed, opened & freakish bodies
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/2W2Z82A63239C/

At Least the Titles are Funny
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/1WJNRJITTX6VM/

Weird Tourism

The Palermo Mummies
http://karalla.com/mummies/Palermo2.html

The Sedlec Ossuary
http://www.ludd.luth.se/users/silver_p/kutna.html

Torture Museum
http://www.torturamuseum.com/index.html

Death Exhibition
http://www.deathonline.net/index.cfm

Photoddity

Beautiful Mutants
http://www.mutato.com/beautifulmutants/index.html

Holy Waldo
http://www.whereisjesus.com/

Playing Dead
http://www.deadasylum.com/

Skipp's EATS
http://www.johnskipp.com/picsEats.html

BONUS FREAKSHOW EDITION!

To celebrate the pending publication of my twisted poetry book, Freakcidents: A Surrealist Sideshow, available in a collectable edition soon from Shocklines Press, I thought it only fitting that I add a list of links to get you in the mood by giving you a little internet sideshow tour. So step right up and cover your eyes....

• Andi Olsen's Freaknest
  
• Cat Man
  
• Circus Folks
  
• Coney Island Side Show
  
• Freakshow in my Pocket
  
• Jake's Place
  
• The Lizardman
  
• Monstrous.Com's Freaks Central
  
• Mystery Swamp
  
• Pickled Punks
  
• Ratt's Freeq Show
  
• Roadside Attractions
  
• Ripley's Believe it or Not
  
• Ses Carny's Painful Sideshow
  
• Weekly World News
  
• Freak + Accidents = Freakcidents
  

Most Popular Courses at Grotesque U.

Psychology of Disgust

Anatomy for Butchers

American Interstate Studies

Death Sculpting

Entrepreneurial Veterinarian

Caramel Coated Freakshow

Sugar
http://www.khm.de/~viehoff/SuesserHorror/

Daddy
http://www.malepregnancy.com/

Sugar
http://www.queasypops.com

Babies
http://www.faketeeth.net/

Cereal Killers

Crop Circle Cereal
http://www.cropcirclecereal.com/

Goth Crunch, Depressios, and More Half-Baked Ideas
http://www.halfbakery.com/search.html?searchexpression=cereal

Cereal Fiction
http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-fictional.html

Zombie King Trap

Zombie Infection Simulation
http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/

Being Stephen King
http://www.beingstephenking.com

The Carnivorous Plants FAQ
http://www.sarracenia.com/faq.html

Blasphemer or Not?

Holy Ghosts:
http://carmenspage.homestead.com/jesuscloud.html

Holy Rollers:
http://www.gluck.net/jesus/index.html

Acts 17:30:
http://winkingjesus.com/

Combatting Halloween for Jesus:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/halloween.html

Know Your Dead

Who's Alive and Who's Dead?
http://www.whosaliveandwhosdead.com

Dead or Alive?
http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf

Celebrity Death Beeper
http://www.celebritydeathbeeper.com

Dead People Server
http://www.dpsinfo.com/dps/index.html