Found: Blonde Book
August 27, 2004
I'm working on some training information for SharePoint at work today. I made myself close Microsoft PowerPoint because if I had to look at another slide right now, I may have to hurt someone. I've done it for 6 hours today and that is enough. I'm so bored that I'm reading CNN.com
Paris Hilton is writing a book. Not exactly the headline I was expecting to see when I visited CNN.com, but I guess if she wants to pull a Clinton, then she's got the money to do it. I figured if I was going to see her in the news it would be for some more dog drama, or maybe marrying someone in Vegas, heck marrying J.Lo., another video popping up or some ditzy blonde moment that makes blondes want to dye their hair dark.
The book is apparently going to be about growing up as an heiress. Oh no. Stop the press, no pun intended, it must be really rough being an heiress. Especially a internationally known one.
*Makes air traffic controller motions* Let's come back down to earth for a second. Is there nothing going on the in the big bad world? We need to report on a book by one Miss Paris Hilton, one that didn't hit her, or she bought for someone. One that she actually wrote? Guess we'll get to see how dumb she really is.
Oh goodie. Look at the time, I'm going home. Have a good weekend and come see me at work this weekend if you need a beer.
Posted by Brian McCollum at August 27, 2004 04:51 PM
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