Quotes of the Week: June 20-26, 2005
"Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong. Paper, rock, and scissors, they all have their pros and cons." ~ Relient K
"A man who can kneel to God is a man who can stand up to anything." ~ Local church message board
"Those freakin' elves, man. They just came out of the trees! ... *Sniffle* Here's to Snap. *Mugs clinking together, in unison* To Snap!" ~ Crackle and Pop, after Snap is assassinated by the Keebler elves (Family Guy)