Wasup?

A few choice words from Urban Dictionary

Q-gasm: The sensation one experience’s when cleaning one’s ear canal with a Q-tip

Example:  A female person who goes by the name sexygirl, dedicated an entire webpage to defining strange forms of sex.  In her never-ending list she wrote that, “an Ear-gasm or a Q-gasm is like sex with a Q-tip.” 

I love having my ears cleaned.  For some reason, the inside of my ears are very sensitive, so it feels quite pleasurable.  I wouldn’t say orgasmic, but nice.  It’s like that nice feeling of having your hair played with or your back massaged.  Now there are some people with strange fetishes, like sexygirl, who I can’t speak for.

Y’aight:  ghetto for “Are you alright?”

Example:  The link which I followed to find this was interestingly called “Lock me in the loony bin.”  Needless to say, I had to enter.  Sophiee commented to Baron Von Ginge on his bebo.com profile, “Haha well im not surprised your throat hurts…you muppet. lol. And so you did, much appreciated (Y) lol. Y’aight?”

Isn’t it lovely how alright isn’t even truly a word, yet people find the need to create even more obnoxious inner city jargon by splicing alright and hooking it up with a butchered y’all?

Banging:  slamming, rocks, awesome, great

Example:  FOEKIST said in response to Kanye West’s “Stronger,” “Would everybody be playing this track if Kanye didn’t make it? It’s different nonetheless, but it’s not banging by any means.”

Now if you remember Shaggy’s pop song “It Wasn’t Me,” you may recall the memorable line, “we was banging on the bathroom door,” which does not mean he was knocking loudly.  Besides this meaning, I have heard banging being used to refer to a very attractive woman (she’s banging).

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