The Pittsburgh Penguins: my anti-drug
The Pittsburgh Penguins. My home team I LOVE!
We have team captain Sidney Crosby,
Sharing a home with Pittsburgh's Best Athlete.
The trade took away Colby and Eric.
Stacked the team with Hossa, Dupruis, and Gill.
No one wants to fight Roberts or Laraque.
Some teams try to stop the Pittsburgh Steel Line,
Only to have the goal buzzer to go off.
We win games due to Marc-Andre Fleury,
And the Pens will bring home the STANLEY CUP!!