Work in progress.

To think! I was concerned about the pig farms.

When clearly, I should have been concerned about the sheer number of cows that plod to their death every year for the Atkins diet....er, convenience foods. Hurricane Isabel's nothing!

Not that I have anything against beef. It's my favorite meat. I'd eat it all of the time if I weren't allergic to it. Yum.

And speaking of other foods I like and can't eat, how about French Toast? Apparently it may not be French at all. On top of that, some crazy story is circulating that claims it's really American, and is just victim of a lost apostrophe s.

So, should you invent a dish and name it after yourself, remember the apostrophe.