"The Boss Bathroom" or "Another Entry with Pictures"

Out of all of the rules that we try and uphold in The Boss, probably the most important to everyone is the rule regarding the bathroom. Our bathroom is split into three rooms: the sink room, the shower room, and the toilet room. The toilet room being the worst of the three rooms, because of it's lack of any appealing decoration or ventilation system. It's basically resembles a Japanese water-torture room. I have tried my best to make it at least smell nice, by employing a "tropical" cone air freshener. But the main rule that we hold for this room of the house is that the toilet remain in the upright position. We're all dudes here, and there is no reason for it to be down when you leave that bathroom.

To enforce this rule, the following sign was made:

Stop on by some time... but God help you if you leave the seat down.