My Guess as to the Ingredients of Utz Pub Mix

• Chunks of Pretzels
• Melba Toast
• Sour Dough Bread dusted with Garlic Powder
• Old Cheez-its
• Old Cheez-its dusted with Naga Jolokia Pepper Power
• Shards of Owl Bones
• Captain's Wafter Crackers
• Cashews
• Dry Leaves
• Torsos of Dead Praying Mantises
• Triscuits