The Key Endorsement

The ever timely and visionary Al Gore emerged at a decisive point in the 2008 campaign today to endorse Barack Obama for President. It was a daring and bold move for Gore, who is likely to make some enemies by endorsing Obama over his stiff competition.

The Nobel-Prize winning private jet enthusiast was quoted saying, "From now through Election Day, I intend to do whatever I can to make sure he is elected president of the United States."

He also predicted that the Red Wings will win the Stanley Cup, the Giants will beat the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII, and that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.