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Oh, Relationships, You Silly Things

September 28, 2004

" Margret flooded the kitchen last week. Turned the taps on, put the plug in the sink, and utterly forgot about it (because she'd come upstairs and we'd got involved in an unrelated argument). She goes back downstairs, opens the door and - whoosh - it's Sea World. The interesting thing about this is, if I'd flooded the kitchen, it would have been a bellowing, 'You've flooded the kitchen, you idiot!' and then she'd have done that thing where I curl up in a ball, trying to protect my head, and she kicks me repeatedly in the kidneys. As it was, however, there's a shout, I run downstairs and stand for a beat in the doorway - taking in the scene, waves lapping gently at my ankles - and she turns round and roars, 'Well, help me then - can't you see I've flooded the kitchen, you idiot?'"

If I keep reading Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About I'll be late for work!

Moira at 9:10 AM :: Comments (2) :: ::
Comments:

I sat up all night reading that page. Freaking Hillarious!

Posted by: Hashim at September 28, 2004 4:39 PM

Yes! I saw the link on Kayla's LJ.. Totally meant to give her props and I forgot! (so here they are! thanks!)

Posted by: Moira at September 28, 2004 6:43 PM
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