Brazen Hussy Cat

Perhaps you remember the entry I wrote a few weeks back about hot kitty sex? I mentioned that my cat was either pregnant or growing fatter at an astonishing rate. I had been researching cat gestation periods online when I came across some weird stuff. Anyway, an update on the cat:

Last Wednesday she ran away. I'm not entirely sure how she escaped the confines of my small apartment except that one moment she was there, sometime later she was gone. I called for her, but you know, cats just don't give a shit, man. She was probably curled up sleeping somewhere, heard me calling, and thought, "Screw you, I'm sleeping!" So I told everyone she had run off to be with her baby daddy and figured she'd be home soon.

So I didn't see the darn thing for 9 days. I was frantic, I guess, worried that she would be hit by a car or something. And I knew that if she was pregnant as I suspected that she was due literally any day. I called the Humane Society and they didn't care. Called some cat hunter dude. He didn't care either. So I had resigned myself to life with just one lonely cat and period twinges of guilt over the missing pussy cat.

However, Thursday morning there was a commotion at my back door. I had been leaving the door open when I was at my computer, hoping she'd some how magickally come home again, not really thinking she would... well, I was wrong.

The cat came back.

Only she's not fat now. And there are no kittens in sight. I tried to let her go back outside, in case there were kittens somewhere out there needing her, but she didn't seem to care. She seemed a little sad, I guess, and definitely thinner, but nope, no kittens.

So, now, not only is my cat a brazen hussy taunting the neighborhood cat's with the temptation of her kitty lovin', but she is a brazen hussy who ran off to have babies and just abandoned them somewhere!

Maybe her baby daddy is takin' care of the kids?

Eh. I guess that's nature for you. But, imagine, if you will, if I were to do the same thing. Christ, I'd be locked up for the rest of my life!

Comments:

Sounds like someone's hussy kitty needs spayed if she's going to be irresponsible... :P

Posted by: Valerie Masciarelli at October 12, 2004 08:34 PM

God, tell me about it! I was waiting til she had the darn kitties before I got her "fixed" (no kitty abortions for me thanks!).

Posted by: moira at October 12, 2004 09:33 PM

According to a know-it-all I live with the normal maternal time cats spend together is about 8 weeks. After that the kittens can be seperated from the momma without a problem, again so I hear.

Posted by: Hashim at October 13, 2004 01:14 PM

Well these kittens got about 8 days, tops! Unless they are superkitties, I imagine they are little kitty angels by now. :c(

Posted by: moira at October 13, 2004 01:32 PM

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