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Politics Is Like Nipples

November 05, 2004

"Screw politics, let’s talk about nipples!"

"Why is the world so crazy about erect nipples? There was an episode of Sex And The City where Samantha sports a pair of fake rubber ones, resulting in the menfolk tripping over her even more so than usual. People spy a pair of perky nips and crow with delight, “That lass is gagging for it!”. But come on people, we know full well this ain’t always the case."

Moira at 11:49 AM :: Comments (8) :: « :: »
Comments:

I can't even speculate. It probably has something to do with male instinct seeing breast size on a woman as somone who can nurture their future offspring and adding erect nipples on top of that is just fanning the fire of it, or maybe we're all just retarded who knows. Kayla's youngest daughter has a weird obsession with nipples as well. Since 2 years old she's been know to play with anyone's nipples if they're exzposed and every now and again she'll ask if she can play with her mother's nipples. That little girl perplexes me sometimes.

Posted by: Hashim at November 6, 2004 10:33 AM

We (men, that is) can't help it. Really. On an intellectual level, men are aware that the come-hither look on a Playboy model's face isn't genuine, and that her mock breathlessness isn't really an indication that she's dying for a little nooky. Doesn't matter, though. I don't think I can explain it; it just is.

Posted by: Matt at November 6, 2004 04:39 PM

hey, works for me, my nipples have been known to get me discounts at department stores, hired at the job of my choice, etc. I have no problem with men likin' 'em. ;c) Figures both comments on -this- entry are from men :c)

Posted by: moira at November 6, 2004 05:11 PM

Personally, in a male-dominated society, it's okay for the media to "milk" this issue until it turns blue or becomes old. Personally, I think this whole thing is stupid...

Why should every song I hear on the radio, every television show, even every ad in magazines be formulated and catered to the desires of a bunch of horny heterosexual men? Ugh! Screw nipples, let's talk about politics and how our capitalist society can sometimes make me nausiated!

Posted by: Evan at November 6, 2004 08:35 PM

Evan -

You wrote:
"Why should every song I hear on the radio, every television show, even every ad in magazines be formulated and catered to the desires of a bunch of horny heterosexual men? Ugh!"

That is such a good point! It's so freaking true it makes me sick! What I wonder is: who are these horny heterosexual men? And why do they get to decide all this crap?

You know how to deal? Toss your television out the window & read magazines that don't have advertising (like The Sun). I am so particular about the information that I injest. I find that most mass media, even shopping at the mall, just makes me feel bad about myself. And that's just dumb! Grr..

;c)

Posted by: moira at November 7, 2004 10:27 AM

This is the reason I like the internet so much, because there is a market for everything. Apealing to male hormones is quite appalling, but it must be profitable. I mean, what male in his right mind needs "adult entertainment" when a scantily clad woman appears on every major network's reality shows.

And as for radio, let's just say that Howard Stern needs severely beaten by the girls and gays he demoralizes. ;)

And a side note: why is it that anti-gay (and might I add, anti-marriage) guys preach to you about how sick and unnatural homosexuality is, but when asked about lesbians get a huge grin on their face? Apparently guys aren't as logic-driven as they say.

This country is so mixed-up. England is sounding nice. (': (your blacklist blocked my comment when I used the original message. Too bad computers don't take things into context!)

Posted by: Evan at November 7, 2004 01:20 PM

This is the reason I like the internet so much, because there is a market for everything. Apealing to male hormones is quite appalling, but it must be profitable. I mean, what male in his right mind needs "adult entertainment" when a scantily clad woman appears on every major network's reality shows.

Tis a good point, I'm afraid. Again - I recommend throwing your televsion out the window! :c)

And as for radio, let's just say that Howard Stern needs severely beaten by the girls and gays he demoralizes. ;)

Well, I'm not big on Howard Stern but I think he should have just as much right to be on the radio as everyone else... better than all clear channel all the time, right? at least we know howard stern is an actual human being.

And a side note: why is it that anti-gay (and might I add, anti-marriage) guys preach to you about how sick and unnatural homosexuality is, but when asked about lesbians get a huge grin on their face? Apparently guys aren't as logic-driven as they say.

Who doesn't get a huge grin on their face when talking about lesbians? (j/k) but good point - I mean: what's up with all the double standards?? i hate this society! i'm ruined, i know it.

This country is so mixed-up. England is sounding nice. (': (your blacklist blocked my comment when I used the original message. Too bad computers don't take things into context!)

what's my blacklist? And, yes, this country is mixed-up!! I'm counting down the days until I go to England. If it weren't for school and me doing well this semester, I'd probably take off now! Wanna go on a roadtrip sometime?

Posted by: moira at November 8, 2004 10:15 AM

How could anyone not like erect nipples??? Boy, girl, who cares. You catch 'em all lookin at the beach/pool in the summer. Those things... they ROCK.

Mike

Posted by: Mike at November 13, 2004 12:42 AM
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