The worst movie ever? Yeah, we've got that.
Volcano was horrible. In fact, it was one of the worst movies ever made. Wait, maybe it was just the worst. Mindless violence and death make for damn good movies. Structured violence with a happy ending? Crap. A 50 year old man senselessly runs into the path of burning ash and a falling 40+ story building to save his idealistic daughter. (Who of course, ran into the same path attempting to save some kid she didn’t even know.) That’s not the worst part though. The stupid tramp grabbed the kid and just stood there under the falling building. Of course, the huge office building falls on them all, and of course they all (including the kid whom no one seems to know) come out completely unscathed. What’s the moral of this movie supposed to be anyway? Strong family ties overcome all bounds? Bullshit. But hey, I mean it happens all the time right? Millions of tons of molten lava, Falling office buildings…. they never hurt anyone who loves their family. Oh wait. What about all the other nameless families that were separated and killed by tons of boiling lava? Anyway, hang on…. I just remembered, the nameless kid does have a line in the movie. When everyone is covered with ash (which by now would make it near impossible to breathe), the kid wonderingly says, “they all look the same.” I suppose he was trying to give this story another moral. “In times of crisis, it doesn’t matter what color your skin is.” What an uplifting storyline...too bad it had nothing to do with the rest of the movie. Even so, the line might have been bearable if it hadn’t started to rain immediately afterward and washed all the ash off everones face. What's the moral now? Everyone’s equal till the crisis is over and then racism is ok? Who wrote this movie anyway? Stalin? . Here's an idea…. take your retarded movie script, sit in a ditch, and burn it. No one who enjoyed this movie should be allowed to have children.
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What is up with that? Have you ever heard of splitting up text into paragraphs? Sorry, you aren't in the Writing for the Web class. Anyway, it is common practice to
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Try it next time, maybe then I will read your entries. Maybe. Use the extended entry box option too; it is very handy.
I'm with you Paul, Volcano was horrible. Don't forget the ignorance of all scientific data on volcanos. Science, who needs it anyway? This is a movie after all! - What were they thinking?
Paul, if you're interested in scientific accuracy, you'll like "It Aint Necessarily So" (our textbook for later in the semester.)
Meanwhile, check out Bad Science: http://www.ems.psu.edu/~fraser/BadScience.html
You seem a little wound up about this movie? Were you having a bad day or did you really think it was that horrible? Its just a movie and Volcano, by far, is not the first or last movie to emphasized unrealistic natural disasters. Maybe just take these movies with a grain of salt and laugh at the rediculous moments.
Since pointing out useless mistakes seems to be a favorite pastime of yours Amanda, it seems prudent to point out that you say you won't start reading my entries until
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and yet you seem to be the only person who has read and responded both my posts so far. What a coincidence. Also, I'm not sure what you learned in "writing for the web," or why you're criticizing me because I have a full schedule and haven't had a chance to take it yet, but from what I've observed, typing one word per line isnt exactly common practice, even if you are trying to make a badly positioned point. You will also notice that I'm not splitting this post up into paragraphs precisely because this is my PERSONAL weblog, and not an essay. As an ending point, I would just like to say out that it really is of no consequence to me whether or not you actually read my entries. Thanks though, for the input.
You obviously want to see me miffed. I love it. But you won't see my emotion today.
I split each word into paragraphs to illustrate the readibility of the text. It was easier, wasn't it?
Besides, they are good points, things that I learned, well, we all learned. I did not want to attack you lack of schedule space, just wanted to offer some advice.
Take it easy, boy.
Did I mention that online writing tends to bring out raw emotions? #8-0
(That's a hair-standing-up, open-mouth smiley, if you're curious.)