All The Thanksgiving Flavor You Love...
I saw an advertisement for a new type of soda today. Or mabye i should call it "Pop" so i don't get yelled at for being from New York. Lets try this again: I saw an advertisement for a new type of carbonated beverage today. Better? Lets hope so, as this beverage is one you're all going to want to try...not only that, but all proceeds from its purchase go directly to Toys for Tots...what could be better, right? I'll tell you what's better....Turkey and Gravy flavored soda. It's Thanksgiving dinner in a handy, prepackaged, carbonated drink, and you don't even have to feel bad about killing the turkey. What started out as a joke drink to make people gag seems to actually have caught on (as disturbing as that may be), at Jones Soda Co. Wan't to purchase some? The only way to get it is online, and they're going fast....
Of course, the best way to follow up a good drink is to get all your sins absolved quickly and easily at God's WWW Absolution Service.
Silly Internet.
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Is this Absolution Service for real? or is it a spoof of religion? Where did you find this?
Life is getting truly sad if this is the way you get repentance for sinning.
Happy Thanksgiving all!!!!
eewwwwww... that's just gross if you ask me. :-p