The Onion | The Onion | Yahoo Launches Soul-Search Engine
"Capable of navigating the billions of thoughts, experiences, and emotions that make up the human psyche, the new Yahoo soul-search engine helps users find what's deep inside them quickly and easily," Yahoo CEO Terry Semel said. "All those long, difficult nights of pondering your place in this world are a thing of the past."
Ha, if it was really that easy, I think there'd be an overload of activity on the site ;^)