Clinton Warns Kerry That The Public Won't Elect A Retard
The other day, former President Bill Clinton gave candidate John Kerry a detailed plan on how to revamp his damaged campaign. When asked what was said, Clinton replied "I spend the first 30 minutes telling Kerry not to be retarded. When he just kept talking about his war record, something completely irrelevent to his campaign, I realized something drastic needed to be done and repeatedly beat him over the head with a table lamp. This seemed to do little or no good." Clinton spent the last 30 minutes of the meeting in cardiac arrest after seeing Kerry zone out and start playing with his war medal. Onlookers say that this was probably the most productive part, as Kerry promptly fell asleep and for a short while at least, stopped talking about Vietnam.
As he was being wheeled in for surgery, Doctors heard Clinton mumble "Step up the drugs...I don't want to be conscious to see the outcome of this damned election."
As a side note, on the way out of the hospital, Kerry had a relapse of Post War Syndrome, and repeatedly stabbed an orderly in the chest with his war medal. The orderly was not available for comment.
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Cooooool out
-PS- Pawl rocks
Hey! I wasn't trying to be a jerk! I just finished updating my blog about Kerry, switched over here and saw your post. Geez!
What the hell is Buckstar? Go back to England, and don't plug your personal blog in my comments field.
Hah! You must have read my mind, buckstar!
http://blogs.setonhill.edu/MoiraRichardson/004284.html
Your bluntness is always welcomed, Pawl. And it is surely welcomed on board the SHU College Republicans this fall... even if you are a New York democrat.
But to avoid offending anyone, I will agree with you and add "Kerry is a frigging idiot" You may have seen his recent publicity stunt, where he held up a gun that he wanted to ban only a year or so ago... I was hoping he'd shoot straight up into the air :-)
I'm a supporter of W, too.
But Paul, dear, you didn't expect a post without someone complaining about being offended, did you?
I'm a little bothered by the use of the term "retard." I happen to have a relative that is fully retarded and cannot care for himself. It's not something to joke about, and it's not something that should be used in a derogatory sense--it is a medical condition.
But I'm on the same side as you, I'll remind you, incase you feel the urge to lash out at me for posting this... We're friends, Paul :)
Amazingly witty and probably somewhat accurate. Do you know how many cheeseburgers Clinton asked for when he got out of surgery.
Was there ever really any question?
You've cleared up the question of who you are voting for.