Aaah! Everybody Panic!
A zombie-preparedness study, commissioned by Pittsburgh Mayor Tom Murphy and released Monday, indicates that the city could easily succumb to a devastating zombie attack. Insufficient emergency-management-personnel training and poorly conceived undead-defense measures have left the city at great risk for all-out destruction at the hands of the living dead, according to the Zombie Preparedness Institute.
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I know Halloween is coming up soon..but come on!
I knew we were unprepared. I just knew it. My blog about which mall to live in if zombies attacked was a precursor to this, and I can't say I wasn't thinking about where I'd go when I watched "Day of the Dead" on Tuesday night.
Could this resurgence in fear of zombies have anything to do with the recent release of "Land of the Dead" (which came out on DVD Tuesday the 18th) and the fact that its action is centered in the geographic three-rivers' area?
Oh, and that Pittsburgh is mentioned as being part of "eastern" Pennsylvania in this article just makes me want to smash a cheesesteak in the face of the writer (and then eat some chipped ham). Look at a map--we are nowhere NEAR eastern PA. Sheesh.