October 16, 2003

Bare Butt on Main Street

Yes, you read that right...I saw a bare-butted man on Main Street in Mount Pleasant.

He was climbing out of a car, when he slowly picked up his drawers. It was not a pretty sight. You know the type: old, wrinkled, and chubby.

I have watched movies that contain nudity and they do have a rated R display on the box, but on the street!!?? Too bad censorship does not pertain to real life when it comes to old, chubby, wrinkled naked butted men.

But, excuse the pun, my real question, "What was he doing with his butt hanging out?" remains.

Maybe I just don't need to know...Probably.

Everyone--just keep your pants zipped on Main Street. Please!

Posted by Amanda Cochran at October 16, 2003 4:18 PM

Maybe he was airing himself out?

Posted by: Mike Snyder at October 16, 2003 8:49 PM

I don't know Mike, maybe.

It seems more likely that he was just being a perv. You know, just to get a rise out of poor little innocents like myself.

It was nasty though.

Posted by: Amanda at October 16, 2003 9:31 PM

That is a sight that I would pay to see, I am just weird like that, you all know about me!

Posted by: Firefighter Chica (Stefanie) at October 17, 2003 8:52 AM

Ummmm....I think that I would be scarred for life after seeing that. Wait no...I'd laugh my own butt off (or pants) THEN I'd be scarred for life. :0

Posted by: Renee at October 17, 2003 10:58 AM

hi Im from Emirats

Posted by: alaa at April 8, 2004 4:56 AM

I would stare at the bare butted man, and make a raucous joke to whomever is presently with me.
Perhaps also I would take a picture, if myself or someone had a camera nearby.

Posted by: sam at November 22, 2004 5:26 PM
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