January 10, 2005

Too pretty for her?

This proves that Brad Pitt was just too pretty for Jennifer Aniston.

I can just imagine their last conversation as a couple.

Jenn: How does your hair stay so light and fluffy. So...windswept.
Brad: I don't know. I got this amazing mousse from George Clooney on the set of Ocean's Twelve, but it was like that before...(mumbles on about his co-stars and how Angelina Jolie has amazing hair)
Jenn: Shut up or I swear *she glowers* I have friends.
Brad: What? Don't you agree that I am the epitome of a pretty man?
Jenn: I think I need to go get a treatment.
Brad: Botox? I think so. Your eyebrows are starting to sag.
Jenn: No--spa. I wanted something with seaweed--*She stomps off*

And with this, she went her way, and he, his, though they are still "committed and caring friends. Ain't love grand?

Posted by Amanda Cochran at January 10, 2005 4:53 PM

Hey! Don't make fun of Jennifer. She is my favorite actress in the world. My prediction is that these two will end up back together. They are just too beautiful to be separated.

Posted by: Firefighter Chica at January 11, 2005 1:03 AM

Of course that is the ideal ending to their saga...

I heard about it on the television news, and the newscasters said, "The beautiful couple of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston made an astonishing announcement today, stay tuned."

I thought she was pregnant. Man, predictions can be so wrong sometimes. ;-)

Posted by: Amanda at January 11, 2005 5:17 PM
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