I stuck my key in my car trunk lock and turned. It would not budge. I turned again--harder this time. Still nothing. Again, I turned. "It's the ice or a bag obstructing my entry," I thought, turning the key once again. Finally I lifted my head and peered in the windows of my car, thinking that maybe I could crawl in through the fold-down to get in the back.
I was looking at a book with Seton Hill Griffins on the cover. Um, must be something I got from a table in front of the dining hall. Hm....
Then I saw it: the door for gas pumping was practically ripped off. After fiddling with the floppy door, I realized I would keep it as secret as I could from my dad. I mean I have had issues with hitting things. But I don't think it was me...Then I got angry. How could anyone just do a hit-and-run gas door rip-off?
I looked in again, thinking that I should go to the other side and open the door--electric locks. Looking in, something odd struck me--I didn't think that is the color of my upholstery, was it? (The sun was shining in my eyes, so I couldn't get a good look). Then I looked in again.
That was the moment I realized I was trying to open up someone else's car.
It took me approximately fifteen minutes of looking at "my" vehicle to realize that it was indeed not mine. I am a commuter--I should know my car.
Indication no. 1 that spring break has come not a moment too soon.
Posted by Amanda Cochran at March 3, 2005 6:58 PM | TrackBack
"What? Oh officer! This isn't my car! I'm so silly!... no officer, I wasn't trying to steal it. It was all a big misunderstanding!"
I've heard it all before. Especially with my new Private Eye training that I've picked up from Magazine Writing. I'm watching you, missy.
Posted by: Mike at March 3, 2005 8:08 PMYou're just lucky it didn't have an alarm. :P
Posted by: ChrisU at March 3, 2005 11:05 PMAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
Thanks Amanda for such a great laugh! I hope you have fun next week.
Posted by: Tiffany at March 4, 2005 10:26 AMHappy spring break everyone!
Posted by: Amanda at March 4, 2005 12:24 PMHoly crap, Amanda. I mean... that's pretty bad! You see your car more than your house, and you can't get your own car?! Woah.
Can't wait for Connecticut! *woot!* :-D
Posted by: Karissa at March 4, 2005 11:51 PMBetter than *woot*--Amburgers and WOOTbeer.
Posted by: Amanda at March 5, 2005 10:09 AMOh, you know it!
Posted by: Karissa at March 5, 2005 11:10 PM