You decide to run away with everyone else....
You don't know what good it will do to go into some dark place that smells like eggs, so you decide to run in the direction everyone else is running. They might know where they're going.
You join the crowd; you are jostled and shoved as you try to keep up. Despite the injuries, you manage to put a good distance between yourself and the cookie. The cookie is still back in the city stepping on buildings and spitting raisins at everyone like torpedoes.
Once you reach the outskirts, you see a man standing beside a unicorn holding a sign that says:
"Unicorn rides $5 dollars
5 mins Free Cheez-its"
Everyone else continues walking. Do you:
Continue walking? That business is too shady. Besides, you have a box of Cheez-Its back home.
Ride the unicorn? For only $5, that's a good deal!
Back to the beginning.
You join the crowd; you are jostled and shoved as you try to keep up. Despite the injuries, you manage to put a good distance between yourself and the cookie. The cookie is still back in the city stepping on buildings and spitting raisins at everyone like torpedoes.
Once you reach the outskirts, you see a man standing beside a unicorn holding a sign that says:
"Unicorn rides $5 dollars
5 mins Free Cheez-its"
Everyone else continues walking. Do you:
Continue walking? That business is too shady. Besides, you have a box of Cheez-Its back home.
Ride the unicorn? For only $5, that's a good deal!
Back to the beginning.
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