Writing rhymes the fun way!
I found the perfect tool to create nonsensical, rhyming poetry! It helps you to write rhymes. And it's an exciting way to spend ten minutes.
The following poem is a product of this wonderful tool. It's a beauty if I do say so myself.
Ants Enchant my Aunt's Transplants
Yogurt, turnips, and pickles
cost thirteen dimes and eighteen nickles.
Cats breed with flying squirrels
to receive free epidurals.
Flying cat-squirrels soar across the sky
working as private-eyes.
They visit the market with a pocket full of nickles
to buy their yogurt, turnips and pickles.
What are you waiting for? Write your rhyming bundle of awesomeness now! And share it, if you wish!
I probably shouldn't allow myself to blog when I'm sleepy because there is a high chance that none of this makes sense and is most likely rather embarrassing.
The following poem is a product of this wonderful tool. It's a beauty if I do say so myself.
Ants Enchant my Aunt's Transplants
Yogurt, turnips, and pickles
cost thirteen dimes and eighteen nickles.
Cats breed with flying squirrels
to receive free epidurals.
Flying cat-squirrels soar across the sky
working as private-eyes.
They visit the market with a pocket full of nickles
to buy their yogurt, turnips and pickles.
What are you waiting for? Write your rhyming bundle of awesomeness now! And share it, if you wish!
I probably shouldn't allow myself to blog when I'm sleepy because there is a high chance that none of this makes sense and is most likely rather embarrassing.
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Ethan Shepley on Writing rhymes the fun way!: Hey DJ, Have you ever read The
DJ Beckage on Writing rhymes the fun way!: That's awesome and I really ha
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Ethan Shepley on Writing rhymes the fun way!: Cat-squirrels working as priva
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Kaitlin Monier on Writing rhymes the fun way!: Haha, this is what happens whe
Kelly on Writing rhymes the fun way!: Wow, this is awesome. This cou
Ethan Shepley on Writing rhymes the fun way!: Cat-squirrels working as priva
Kayla Lesko on Writing rhymes the fun way!: Wow, that site is awesome. Usu
Wow, that site is awesome. Usually I don't write poetry, but this looks like so much fun.
Oh and I loved your poem. The cats breeding with flying squirrels is hysterical.
Cat-squirrels working as private-eyes? The future applications of animal experimentation are terrifyingly awesome!
Wow, this is awesome. This could be a great tool for so many different things. It's kind of like a mix between the game apples to apples and mad libs. I may have to give it a try.
Haha, this is what happens when I try to think whilst being half-asleep. So of course the result involves flying cat-squirrels and private-eyes.
I prefer to stick with short stories, but it just goes to show that you don't have to be a poet to have fun with rhyming words!
That's awesome! HAHAHA
And I have to agree with Ethan about the use of cross-breeding animals. Finally get their lazy asses out of the woods and put to work!
That's awesome and I really have to agree with Ethan. Cross-breeding animals and putting them to work is a fantastic idea!
Ok, well except the whole poohing things...
Hey DJ, Have you ever read The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Century 1910? That book has humanoid animals in it! But they tip towards be the "unholy evil" side of the abomination-of-nature scale.