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"Genie In A Bottle" Parody...Christina Aguilera

Actual Lyrics - I feel like to get the full effect you need to download the song as well.

Christina Aguilera Genie Midi File - sing along with the new lyrics below.


DOGGY ON A LEASH

By Leslie A. Rodriguez

I feel like Iíve been locked outside for a day full of loneliness.
Waiting for someone to come pet me.
Iím licking my lips and slobbering your way.
Are you gonna get the message today? Walk me, walk me, walk me.

Oh oh oh oh oh, my bladder says I gotta go.
Oh oh oh oh oh, but my ownerís saying no.

If you want to have a pet, baby thereís a price to pay.
Iím a doggy on a leash; you gotta walk me twice a day.

Hey you know I have to pee, please make my wish come true.
You gotta take me on a walkÖOh now I need to poo!

Iím a doggy on a leash baby.
Got to walk me right now honey.
Iím a doggy on a leash baby.
Come, come home and let me out!

Been standing all day and I really gotta go.
Just let me out and the urine will flow.
Iím waiting for someone to release me.
Legs are shaking and Iím not alright,
Gotta let me out before tonight.

Oh oh oh oh oh, my bladder says I gotta go.
Oh oh oh oh oh, but my ownerís saying no.

If you want to have a pet, baby thereís a price to pay.
Iím a doggy on a leash; you gotta walk me twice a day.
Iím a doggy on a leash baby, come, come, come home and let me out.

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