March 31, 2004

Conspiracy Uncovered?

I believe i may have uncovered an evil evil plot within the realms of the Seton Hill University campus. Lets elaborate: Many commuters are having trouble finding parking spaces, these many commuters are getting angry and venting over the said trouble, SHU has yet to actually build more parking, but rather seems to be igoring the issue..Lets think....RESIDENTS pay more to go here than COMMUTERS do. The conspiracy is: SHU is simply overlooking the problem because if they dont' build more parking, commuters, who are constantly late to class because of the said parking problem, may get sick of the said parking problem and decide to RESIDE on campus, thus paying a higher tuition, thus the school gets more dough. Hmmm.....dun dun dun...i have just busted out the magnifine glass and hardcore detective hat....mwahahahhahahha ...is there a conspiracy in our midst?

Posted by Lori Rupert at March 31, 2004 10:18 AM
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You do have a point there...I mean look at me... I have been contemplating staying here for at least the first half of the year. However, parking hasn't been my only motivation to wish to stay, the great pals are at the top of my list. Are you in on it too? :)

Posted by: Amanda at March 31, 2004 11:55 PM

Oh, Amanda, would you just move onto campus and make my life a little easier?!

Glad the "great pals" are at the top of your list.... 'cause you know Miz and I talk non-stop about how badly we want you to be my roomie! ;^)

Posted by: Karissa at April 1, 2004 09:23 PM

Amanda, that information cannot be disclosed at this time, if i told you i would have to kill you...i mean....conspiracy? What conspiracy? Why would i be part of the conspiracy...i have the faintest idea what you are talking about.....

Posted by: Lori at April 2, 2004 01:03 PM

Lori,

You are correct on most of the items you listed, but I disagree on some concerns. First of all, I don't believe that ALL residents pay more than commuters to go SHU. I pay an outrageous amount of tuition money go here, plus the cost of gas every week, parking, plus I will be needing a newer car soon, so that is a nice addition of $5000 to my payments. Plus, most of these residents are not from around this area and have scholarships to come here for ATHLETICS, that means they are not paying as much since I am non-athletic or brilliant to be offered a scholarship to go here.

I do agree though that they assume that all commuters will end up living on campus, but I refuse to. This place is a dump and how every resident pays $3000 to live on campus a year times as many residents that live on campus, I am sure they have plenty of spare money after paying water, electricity, food, etc...

The tuition here will continue to sky-rocket and the annual fund they send out to me almost every month, well I am sure I won't give a dime here since I will be paying off my college tuition loans till my future kids will be going to college.

Posted by: Firefighter Chica at April 4, 2004 03:13 PM
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