March 27, 2004

-KNACF-

Save a Kiz, give some cash...

In resonse to K.J.K.'s latest blog entry...You might be thinking Kiz is a greedy bee with an itch...HOWEVER, she is just a poor, innocent, hard-working, humble student on this campus known as SHU. This girl, our Kiz, has the unfortunate problem of a constant, mind-boggling recurrance of malfunctions that occur simultaneously on her computer. All in a pathetic attempt by her computer, turned nemesis, to spite her and her valiant efforts to remain anonymously inconspicuous in the computer realm of what is our lives. Random shutdowns, possessed keyboards, deranged time-keeping, continuous computer freezing pop-ups, is there is no end to this madness?

I LOVE GawD ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY KIZ...so help this dear child out as you would the Pope in a similar situation... contribute to the "Kiz Needs A Computer Fund". Through the kindness of your pocket book please help us, "Save a Kiz, give some cash."

Donations are being accepted now.
We accept all major credit cards.

*KNAFC is a "non-profit" organization founded by the MLIWHRIHO (Mel Likes It When Her Roommate Is Happy Organization). All donations are considered tax-deductible, and are generally considered to be, "A swell thing to do for a girl like Kiz". Always remember Kiz would do it for you, so why wouldn't you do it for her? Feeling guilty yet? Good.*

Send to:
KNAFC
Care of: Save a Kiz Donation
Box 516 B

SAVE A KIZ, GIVE SOME CASH. EVERYONE IS DOING IT. YOU SHOULD TOO.
I KNOW I HAVE. WHY HAVEN'T YOU?

Posted by MelissaWhiteman at March 27, 2004 02:42 AM
Comments

I love this blog. But NOT as much as I love my MIZ!!! You're the best, roomie. :^)

Posted by: Kiz at March 27, 2004 02:46 AM

UPDATE: No less than 30 seconds after this blog was entered into the blogosphere that is Seton Hill. Kiz's mouse had it's final squeak. As there was talk of a long debated union strike, Kiz's long since decapitated speakers have influenced the mouse in a surprising turn of events to run away with the fork, the spoon, and the knife. The mouse was last spotted at the Clockwork Cafe and was quoted in saying, "Squeakity squeak squeak squeaker squeak squeakin' (that's mouse talk for- NO DONATIONS TO THE KIZ FUND NO OPERABLE MOUSE)". Again...must I reiterate is there no end to this madness? DONATE NOW...WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME. SAVE A KIZ, GIVE SOME CASH.

Posted by: Mel at March 27, 2004 02:57 AM
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