March 27, 2004

Do you know what time it is?

For the record I turned my computer back on at 3:53 AM to blog this for you people, so you better enjoy it.

This is what happens early in the morning when Kiz and Miz obviously should be sleeping:

1) Mel squeaks...Kiz corrects her with a squeak squeakin and a fork, a spoon, and a knife enter our lives.

2) We learn that the flowers are secretly Jerz in secret (we know it's redundant, but as long as it's okay with us, we don't care what any of you think.)

3) Mel proposes an idea to Kiz to change her research project for her beloved STW class to the effect of not showering for a week and if body spray truly does cover bodily stench, Kiz then states the findings that 4 people were killed (and yes it did happen as a result of my bodily stench...Kiz attributes it to the fact that the victims must have breathed in the wrong amoeba's (or something)).

4) Mel turns to Kiz, "Kiz...," thinking face," Do you think he'd mind if I called him Jervis?"

5) We realize that Michelle is secretly working for Dr. Jerz in secret (yes, we do know that it is still redundant. We've gotten that much, it's cool with us).

6) Uncontrollable laughter.

7) Miz kicked the bed.

8) The light went out.

9) We all screamed.

10) We turned ALL the lights on. Discovered we were the only two present in the room..,,or were we? No. We forgot about the flowers.

11) Kiz proclaims that if the theatrics continue that she will jump out the window that is held up by, YES, a paper towel roll.

12) The time is now 3:43 AM. Not to be confused with 323 Brownlee.

13) Mel learns that she has secret power eye thing.

14) Kiz lLLLLLLOves it SO much.

15) They all sniff in their snot.

16) The END.

17) FALSE ALARM! Kiz can't breathe. No, it's not her asthma, but instead her purple pillow.

18) OH Gawd, I hear the squeaking. No, it's just Michelle's bed.

19) We decide to rid of the flowers. (Nothing personal Dr. Jerz :-P )

20) Kiz pulls her vocal cord. In her moment of pain, we conclude that it all stems back to Kiz's computer. YET ANOTHER EXCELLENT REASON TO SUPPORT THE KNACF.

Someone save us, please, LOL....Amanda, my dear child, this is what you are missing out on!

I think we just successfully started our own non-profit organization and this is our sales pitch. Everything wrong in this world stems back to Kiz's computer, even the stuff before the computer was made...it was all because of the computer.

Kiz ran out of post-its...computers fault.
They took French vanilla capuccino out of the cafeteria...computer's fault.
Our goldfish died...computer's fault (probably some nuclear radiation (or something)).
There was not a single brownie left at kiz's lunch today...yes, you guessed it, the computers fault.

ALL THINGS EVIL ARE ORIGINATING FROM KIZ'S COMPUTER.

Let me conlude by saying, " DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?"


4:15 AM...WHO DOES THAT....KIZ's COMPUTER DOES...and MY LIGHT JUST WENT OUT...KIZ IS SCARED. AHHHHHHH!
That is all...
FOR NOW...
GOOD NIGHT.

Posted by MelissaWhiteman at March 27, 2004 04:03 AM
Comments

I was with you in spirit.

Posted by: Amanda at March 27, 2004 08:51 PM

Words fail me... words completely fail me. LOL.

Posted by: Dennis G. Jerz at March 28, 2004 09:23 PM

I wish I was there to enjoy the night with you guys. I got lost after the #3 comment. But #3 and #4 were my ultimate favorite happenings that night. We love you Dr. Jervis!

Posted by: Firefighter Chica at March 29, 2004 04:43 PM

Miz is the best roomie a girl could ask for, and I think that we are good for each other, except for the part where I was laughing so hard I almost had an asthma attack...

Hooray for Randomness :^)

Posted by: Karissa at March 29, 2004 08:52 PM

I want some of what you guys have. That's nuts!!!!

Tiff

Posted by: Tiffany at March 30, 2004 01:02 PM
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