i'm just a literary tease, my reputation's on its knees.

At Least Canada Understands...

November 04, 2004

No Good American Will Be Left Behind!

"If George W. Bush is re-elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.

These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.

You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.

Marry An American*

thanks, joline, for the burst of hope. :c)

* the link to the actual site wouldn't load for me (too much liberal american traffic? blocked by W? who knows?) so i linked to this that blog talked about it instead. deal.

Moira at 09:38 PM :: Comments (7) :: ::

Tuesday night I wanted to pack up my bags and move to Canada. I think I actually will now.

Posted by: Neha at November 4, 2004 10:48 PM

I'm holding out for the United Kingdom this summer ;c)

Posted by: moira at November 5, 2004 09:41 AM

Or that...Europe would be an excellent bet starting now.

Posted by: Neha at November 5, 2004 10:27 AM

The only thing I worry about going to Europe is feeling embarrassed to admit where I come from! ;c)

Posted by: moira at November 5, 2004 11:36 AM

Take me with you, please! You can always say that the government here got a second epidemic of Communist phobia and kicked one out along with two of his friends! I'm sure we wouldn't sound too out-of-place! ;'} *Just a thought!

Posted by: Evan at November 6, 2004 08:42 PM

I thought you were going to run away to France, Evan?? And, hey, I'm looking for travelling buddies when I -do- Europe next summer... You already have your passport! You've got one up on me. Our government sucks! :c(

Posted by: moira at November 7, 2004 10:29 AM

You didn't get your passport? Wow. Mine came in less than three weeks after I applied for it.

I might just be an English Channel away from England in Paris. Ya know, France has easy access to most of Europe... I might just *do* Europe. If you want to come, just tell me so I can find a human-sized suitcase! (':

***Remember: England's PM is buddy-buddy with the W. It would be adventageous to stay in France until the parliment finally kicks his little derriere out.***

Posted by: Evan at November 7, 2004 01:34 PM
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