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Crafty Day Open Invite

January 26, 2005

Crafty Day IV - Your Official Invite

(Attention especially to: Amanda, Karissa, Vanessa, & Neha... plus any other crafty ladies I may have forgotten to mention here!)


Calling All Crafty Bitches!

Guess what!?! It's that time of the year again. You know the one - where it gets all cold and shit outside and the loud cries of the football fans are drowning out your thoughts. The holidaze have passed, thank goddess, and now you are left with the holiday weight and the rotting holiday leftovers still taking up their place in your fridge.

By now, you've returned the presents you didn't like and used up the dollars on your gift cards and all you really have to look forward to is another stinkin' Valentine's day when he (or she!) doesn't give you what you want anyway.

Or if you don't have a Valentine, and you're like me and creeping up on thirty slowly but surely and your mom's starting to get desperate for grandkids and starts dropping hints like hand grenades and you're thinking yeah mom shut the hell up, you don't really have anything to look forward to except Easter.

And if you happen to not be a Christian, and in fact are something more like Zen Buddhist Pagan Atheist, then you don't have anything to look forward to until 420, and everyone knows that's a stupid made-up holiday anyway.

So. In an effort to halt the madness, I now announce to you:


that's right, bitches. it's time to get crafty.

when: saturday february 5th @ 7 p.m.
where: moira's crib in downtown greensburg
who: you and your crafty friends

RSVP by Monday January 31st

I will be preparing beautiful invitations as well as a project list. Leave me a comment or send me an email to junkijunky [at] yahoo [dot] com with your mailing address.

Project List:

Valentine's Day Cards
Crafty Bitch t-shirts - bring a blank t-shirt & $5 to get in on the fun
Smut Stash boxes
Magnet Porn Artsy Pictures of Naked People

If you are interested, please let me know asap so I can plan accordingly.

Moira at 03:08 PM :: Comments (12) :: ::

One unrelated question: "Did someone buy your "jointhiscult" domain? Just curious ;')

Posted by: Evan at January 26, 2005 11:24 PM

Somehow, I just can't picture Amanda or Vanessa wearing 'Crafty Bitch' t-shirts. :P

Posted by: ChrisU at January 27, 2005 12:41 PM

Chris - Are you saying, then, you -can- see Neha & Vanessa wearing a "Crafty Bitch" t-shirt? ;c)

Evan - OMG! I got hacked! I fixed the problem but I can't even change the password for strange reasons... crap!

Posted by: moira at January 27, 2005 01:11 PM

Um, Mr. Ulicne I am becoming more versed in the domesticated arts, and yes, I would be proud to wear a Crafty Bitch shirt--just not around my grandmama. I think I would get a few stares, but what's wrong with that?

Posted by: Amanda at January 27, 2005 01:55 PM

Besides, the t-shirt will be very tastefully designed and if printed well, I'm thinking black ink on a light pink t-shirt, it will look feminine as well as hardcore crafty. ;c) & Amanda, good call on not wearing it around your grandma! ;c)

Posted by: moira at January 27, 2005 03:57 PM

Moira- sounds great. I'd love to be a "crafty bitch". Ha. I don't have a Valentine (looking though! Anyone? Anyone? Ok, now I just sound desperate) so I might as well be crafty.

Posted by: Vanessa at January 27, 2005 05:24 PM

Vanessa - don't worry, I don't have a Valentine either. My card is going to be for this kid I used to stalk (long story) and haven't seen for a while.. you know, just for old times sake. I'll bring you an invite. You'll love it! Craftin' is fun ;c)

Posted by: moira at January 27, 2005 08:18 PM

I don't know Karissa well enough to picture her in anything, and Neha is much more... 'Casual' than Amanda and Nessa. ;)

Amanda, better take an extra large t-shirt, if you plan on fitting 'Domesticated Arts Bitch' on it, heheh.

Posted by: ChrisU at January 27, 2005 08:29 PM

It can be done, Chris. :-)

Posted by: Amanda at January 29, 2005 02:52 PM

"Picture her in anything"--now that is a quote that could be taken two ways, Mr. Ulicne. :-D

Posted by: Amanda at January 29, 2005 02:55 PM

Amanda - I agree! I chose to leave it alone but I'm glad you made the comment... someone had to do it! ;c)

Posted by: moira at January 29, 2005 03:46 PM

There you go twisting my words again, Amanda. :P

Posted by: ChrisU at January 31, 2005 10:23 AM
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