i'm just a literary tease, my reputation's on its knees.

Blog Addicts R Us

February 03, 2005

{{ transcript from a group therapy session }}

a strangely_shy_in_public_situations young woman with crazy ass glasses stands and walks to the podium. she is wearing an obnoxious red fur coat and a black feather boa. her hair is twisted into two crazy bun-shaped orbs on the sides of her head and she is visibly shaking. she stands silent at the podium for a full minute without speaking, refusing to make eye contact with anyone in the room. suddenly she starts and darts from the room to the shocked gasps of the other group members. moments later she strides back in, and before the group leader can invite the next member to speak, she is standing again at the podium.

"Just playin! How you all doing?"

The room is silent.

"Woah... tough crowd!"

She proceeds to make a few more joking comments until the leader interrupts.

[ he clears his throat ]

"Ms. Richardson? Did you have something you'd like to share with us?"

The woman is subdued for a moment. When she speaks again her voice is soft. No one can make out what she is saying.

"Ms. Richardson? Would you care to repeat that last statement?"

The woman blushes deeply. "I said," she says in a loud shaky voice. "My name is Moira and I'm addicted to blogging!" Then she lets out a squawk and runs from the room. This time she does not return.

{{ / transcript from a group therapy session }}

Moira at 05:32 PM :: Comments (2) :: ::

Hi, Moira! Evan is a blog addict, too! (And proud of it!) Rehab for blogging is as ridiculous as rehab for breathing! Great post! It is a creative way of getting the point across.

Posted by: Evan at February 3, 2005 07:25 PM

thanks evan! i was feeling out of control in the blogging realm! i truly am addicted. i was trying to have a blog-free weekend but look how well i'm doing at that! ;c)

Posted by: moira at February 6, 2005 12:14 PM
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