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Darn You, U.S. Foreign Policy

April 26, 2005

Hmm.... This article amuses me as much as it bothers me...


AMSTERDAM—American students traveling abroad confirm the findings of a study indicating that Washington's unilateral approach to foreign policy has seriously undermined Americans' chances of getting laid.


"First, pretend you're Canadian whenever you can," Hapbrook said. "But make sure you're not around actual Canadians, because they'll know you're lying and cock-block you. Second, if there are any anti-American protests going on, take care to avoid women carrying signs. Third, focus your itinerary on countries like Ireland and Japan that are still relatively friendly to Americans."


REPORT: U.S. Foreign Policy Hurting American Students' Chances of Getting Laid Abroad

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