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March 02, 2006
Getting the Boot...
As some of you may know, I own one of the most heavily ticketed cars on campus, and therefore believe that I am the perfect person to market this idea. As the Primary Ticket Holder at Seton Hill University, I propose that all of us who have an overabundance of tickets partake in this geniusly well thought out plan:
I'm not sure how many people are aware of this, but the SHU campus police only posess one car boot. As someone who has been threatened with the boot twice since the semester started, this has been somewhat of a saving grace, as for the vast majority of the time it has been on other peoples cars. When I see the boot sitting in A-lot it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside, and I know that today just isn't my time.
What I propose is taking this one step further. If all of the people who owe ticket money to SHU come together and buy an old, cheap, crappy car, it would cost a fraction of what paying all those tickets would. Hell, it barely even needs to run. After we buy this car, we leave it in an illegal spot for a week or so, until it accumulates enough tickets to get the boot. After it gets the boot, well, then we continue to leave it in the same illegal spot.
Since we would then own the location of the only boot on campus, we can park without fear or worry. For two hundred dollars we can, in effect, buy freedom from persecution by the man.
Posted by PaulCrossman at March 2, 2006 02:01 PM
Comments
Two hundred dollars would pay for a lot of parking tickets... just how much do you owe!?
Posted by: Dennis G. Jerz at March 9, 2006 11:40 PM