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May 04, 2006
Fire and Ice...or Instant Death at the Hands of Chuck Norris?
This poem sucked. Seriously. I've heard alot of mumbo jumbo about how it's the style that makes it good, but it doesn't. Nothing could make it good, with the possible exception of a large dose of Chuck Norris. Frost wonders if the world will end with fire or ice, but the obvious answer is neither. The world will end with a single round house kick to the face. Chuck Norris invented fire and water, and so even if the world did end because of them, it would still be his fault.
One day, Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!" This is how the poem should have ended. And then Frost should have been roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Posted by PaulCrossman at May 4, 2006 01:16 AM