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May 04, 2006
Paul Crossman: The Coolest Kid Ever
I've been thinking about it, and you know what I realized? There really isn't anyone cooler than me. Anywhere. Somebody tried to be cooler than me once and I ran himover with a truck. I didn't even let them have a proper burial, just to prove my point. My roomate tried to be cooler than me for a while, but then one day I poisoned his food and stabbed him in the foot. He should have known better.
This one time I decided I was going to play poker with some guys, and I lost because I have a horrible poker face. Just kidding, I won by default because I'm the coolest guy ever. People should really just elect me Grand High Ruler of the Universe and get it over with. Seriously. If I was ruler of the universe, everyone would spend 8 hours a day in Ninja training, and the other 22 watching Chuck Norris movies. Also, there would be 30 hours in a day.
People don't realize exactly how cool I am.
P.S.- What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Chuck Norris!
HAHAHAHA!
Posted by PaulCrossman at May 4, 2006 01:00 AM
Comments
Paul, I feel in my bones that you're so cool I'd have felt honored if you talked to me if we had gone to school together.
Posted by: Dennis G. Jerz at May 9, 2006 11:27 AM