Ask the blind man...he saw it!

I heard this in a movie (The Haunting in Conneticut) and thought it would be cool to post it on my blog (although I have no idea who came up with this! Does anyone know the brilliant author to this rhyme?)  I have heard it before, but I was surprised that a lot of people hadn't so here ya go horror fans.  Enjoy!

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys* got up to fight [*or men]
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
[or: And two lame men came to carry them away]

A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all 

A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!